Meet Hank Scavino. He's a hunk don't
you think? And he just happens to be
single! (HELLO LADIES!!) The Farse
Motor Company employs hundreds of single men just like Hank. What better
place to turn to when you're looking for
a night on town that may or may not
include bowling and a $1.25 steak?

Call our dating hotline today. A single Farse emplyee awaits! Call now:
(555) 756-1234

*** Suggested Retail Price. Wood grain panelling, vinyl racing stripes, and tinted windows extra. Please ask your swinging salesman for details.
** Estimated city/highway mpg. Leaded gas used for testing. Bellbottoms were worn by driver.
* Phone carrier charges extra. Really really long cord that will plug into your house is extra cost as well.